Don't Be Our Guest

It's a guest who comes to your house and:

:: points out all of the corners that need swept

:: reminds you the garage isn't organized

:: leaves the door open and makes the entire house cold

:: says things like, "Are you sure you should eat that?"

:: draws attention to your shortcomings

:: forgets to mention that you're at least trying

:: gives you judgy eyes

:: has a gloomy aura 

:: tracks mud and water onto your floors

:: and on top of everything else, is ugly

Which is to say, "January, you've overstayed your welcome."