I didn’t realize my day was so bad until I called Mom and told her about it. She laughed and told me I should write a book about my day. “It could beat Alexander,” she said.It’s true. In the last picture of this book Alexander ends up hugging someone he loves. Sunshine, crayons, and a blanket are all present.
My day ended with me throwing up. No hugging. No sunshine. No crayons.
I won. Or lost. Either way I plan on ditching Alexander tomorrow.
4 comments:
Oh Ande,
I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down.
Hope today is MUCH MUCH better. Being an adult means you can buy your own crayons, and Australia isn't SOO much of an impossibility :)
Did you have Alexander beat in the hair department? Look at the cover... his hair looks like a rat's nest. I bet you had stunning hair yesterday (you always do). Stunning at least until you barfed in it. I liked Renny's insight that Australia isn't quite SOOO impossible. Maybe you and I should think about running away to Australia. I'm going to bring Ray along too, though.
Cali
I'm sorry you had such a rough day, but I sure enjoyed your post. I remember in 6th grade, Mrs. Claassen had a rule where you could use one "Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day" Pass per quarter. It basically was a "I had a horrible day so I didn't do my homework" pass. I think every teacher should have those. Wow, that was completely unrelated. I hope you didn't drop any eggs though.
Perhaps your day can rather end with exciting blog comments. When I get an email announcing a new blog comment, it's like a present in my inbox. Hope tomorrow is better :)
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