I know many of you are wondering how I got Chewie to pose with a pacifier in his mouth. I'm here to tell you it's because he is a wonderfully obedient, thoughtful, and smart dog. Joe and I have begun to show our aptitude in parenting early by teaching our charge the importance of obedience and sacrifice for the good of the whole. Chewie understood this, and even politely declined treats when we offered them as a thank you.
Just kidding. I rubber banded his mouth shut.