:: points out all of the corners that need swept
:: reminds you the garage isn't organized
:: leaves the door open and makes the entire house cold
:: says things like, "Are you sure you should eat that?"
:: draws attention to your shortcomings
:: forgets to mention that you're at least trying
:: gives you judgy eyes
:: has a gloomy aura
:: tracks mud and water onto your floors
:: and on top of everything else, is ugly
Which is to say, "January, you've overstayed your welcome."